Facebook is planning to add a button for users to express their fatigue with all the constant bullshit trivial updates about your stupid meaningless shitting life and that of the people you follow it emerged today.
"For ages people have been able to express vague approval for things on Facebook, they do this by giving a post a like or as it's known a New York handshake. Now they'll be able to express their utter exhaustion and frustration with yet another shitty update you've posted about irrelevant shit that no matter how you look at it just doesn't fucking matter." Zuke Markleburg the man to blame for Facebook announced yesterday at a packed press conference.
Facebook will be adding more expressive buttons in the future, such as...
What The Fuck?
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Eh, it's alright.
Yes, yes, this is delicious, this is delicious!
NO. Just no.
I like cheese.
Terrorist on fire getting punched in the face.
Osama Bin Hamster.