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A new mathematical study published yesterday by the University of Arsce in Belgium has concluded that Public Broadcasters are Prone to Unravelling with the probability that they will collapse in on themselves in a orgy of bullshit, hypocrisy and lies eventually approaching one to one.


There are several distinct stages to public broadcasting.


Stage 1: Ingenuousness. The public believe everything you broadcast, say and publish because you're the guberment and the guberment wouldn't lie would they?

Stage 2: Boredom, wait only two channels, can't we have something that's not mongs of praise or Harold Wilson talking out of his arse?

Stage 3: Anger, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COVER UP FOR JIMMY SAVILE YOU PEDO ENABLERS!

Stage 4: RAGE! Because more documentary’s about how Britain is racist, sexist, chickenist.

Stage 5: Non payment, because the TV licence just isn't a priority when your landlord is about to throw your lily white ass out on the street for the bears to chomp on.

Stage 6: Non criminal, because the courts are clogged with poor people not paying their TV licence because they're fucking poor you genius.

Stage 7: Andrew Marr, oh fuck, seriously, on TV, with ears like that? Fuck me.

Stage 8: Non payment of TV licence decriminalised.

Stage 9: BBC3. And no more Top Gear. FUCK.

Stage 10: Nobody pays their TV licence fee any more, public broadcaster collapses in on itself taking London with it in a singularity of self hating lefty envirobollocks.

Stage 11: I wonder what's on Netflix, or Sky TV.

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This video will explain everything: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-95QqB…
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